Furry Silver Linings
So we've got two new kittens... Daisy and Duke. 'Omg dey soooo cute!' I hear you all cry! Yes. Yes they are. When you look at these adorable little fur balls on Instagram, they just look heavenly. So why am I going into some sort of post feline-natal meltdown? How the hell will I cope with a baby if I worry at least 15 times a day that one kitten will poke its eye out on the cactus, push the TV over on his sister or get caught in the mechanics of the reclining chair? I know they are about the size of my fist and can barely push a meow out, but when you live in the dramatic thriller of my mind, this becomes a strong possibility. And why does everything smell like poo? I can literally smell poo everywhere and now have this constant paranoia that I smell like cat shit. My morning thought process now consists of the following: 1. Checking my shoes and clothes 3 times now for skid marks because I am definitely aware of a shitty aroma in the vicinity. ...